Lois: Will you just tell us about Peter's tests?ĭr. Boy, I had so much fun playing with that. Peter: I'm selling all my worldly goods, so you'll have some cash when I'm dead. You're the most important character in this family. Lois: Peter, there's no way you could die. And you can always be proud of your father and all of his accomplishments. You know, guys, I don't say this often enough, but, uh, I'm gonna die.Ĭhris: You can't die! Who's gonna take me to the Father-Son dance? Meg: Mom, Debbie Miller's dad had a lump on his breast, and he turned out okay. Lois: Chris, that's a terrible word, 'boobie.' No! I shall put you down for a nap, Mother! Blast!Ĭhris: You mean because he's a borderline alcoholic?Ĭhris: Oh. But hey, what the hell do I know? I've been sued by every patient I ever had. Griffin, I'd say you have about a month to live.
The healthiest thing we can do is just ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist.
Lois: Peter, don't talk like that! You'll see a doctor tomorrow and. Lois: The important thing is to stay calm. Lois: Oh, my God! I found a lump! A breast lump! Peter: Lois, what are you doing? Neither of us is drunk.